Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!