Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.