Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea