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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.