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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole