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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.