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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.