Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!