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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!