Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude