Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer