Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.