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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.