What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!