What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.