What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!