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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.