What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.