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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!