What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.