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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!