What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.