What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.