What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)