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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!