What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.