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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)