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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!