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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry