What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.