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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.