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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.