What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.