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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.