What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.