What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!