What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What do fish talk about at work?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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A Prontosaur.