What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!