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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins