What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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A CART-ilage

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A T-Bone!!!!

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you