What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.