What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.