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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.