What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!