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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.