What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!