What does it take for a soldier in unif...

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!