What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey