How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!