April Sale - 20% Off

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!