What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done