What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.