What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere