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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.