What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning