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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere