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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere