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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere