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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.