What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere