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Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.