How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.