How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.