How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.