How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.