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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!