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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.