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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.