How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.