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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!