How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.