How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.