How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.