How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.