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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Who's there! Bun! Bun who?

Bun-nies make lovely pets!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!