Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Who's there! Bun! Bun who?

Bun-nies make lovely pets!