Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.