Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them