Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.