Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys?

Being given head.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!