Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.