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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!