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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away