Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Their middle name.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They have the same middle name!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
So you could hit the sack.
MC Hammer and Sickle.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Salmon or eight minutes.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
SEA / NA
Get out of the way.
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Me. Ow.
Chutney.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
