Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Their middle name.
They just pray the gray away
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They have the same middle name!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
SEVEN.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They don't believe in higher power.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Change!
Change??
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
Rest in **police**.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Milk and Bookies.
Milk and quackers.
