Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Their middle name.
They just pray the gray away
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They have the same middle name!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
You invite two of them.
Booze.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
A Superbarket
Because of their Koala Tea
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
SEVEN.
From Moscow
Soy milk.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Because they're the ideal gas.
He likes to keep things low key.
