Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Their middle name.
They just pray the gray away
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They have the same middle name!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Tequila Mockingbird
AA, Eh
Honey, I'm home.
Hives.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
They're both Catholics.
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
SEVEN.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
