Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Open Toad sandals...
Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
They have the same middle name!
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Nun-chucks.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
His loving knife.
The Moona Lisa!
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
You invite two of them.
Booze.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
A collieflower
