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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

John Baptist Jokes More John Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.