What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!