They have the same middle name!
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Elton's John
Trigger.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Gummy Bear
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Their middle name.
