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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe