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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.