What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2