Let's just be cousins.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Snoop Dogg.
2:flirty
Because it's always flat.
Neigh-bours.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
Who wants 2 try?
A huge mess.
An Oreo
Half a dog.
He had a 2-2.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
So he can kick out at 2.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Hey, watt's up?
It Hertz
Half a cat.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
36
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Jose and Hose B
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because in charge Yoda was.
Paramedics
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2 Na!
2 na
A. Lesbi-hens
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
Because they can only count to 3.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
2.B or not 2.B
3
HeHe
Because they can't count to
D'oh-ta 2
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
2-pop
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Alane
Do you even, bro?
Blue and Blue Light.
You get a lot of puse.
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
2 Grainz
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Pair-o-Medics
Juan on Juan.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Toucan
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because 4 8 16!
They only had 2 vans
Because they grew a part.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Prime mates
White noise.
A paradux
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
In case he got a hole-in-one!
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Nothing. They just waved.
He wanted 2 hit singles
They only had 2 cars.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Half of a cat.
And
2 squared!
A twix bar
Lean Beef
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
2: I'm a big fan.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
They revived to much XP
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Matt
Take us to your liter.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Yeller.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Let us spray.
Because she'll just let it go.
He works on a cold case.
Tango (tan go).
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
