Let's just be cousins.
Snoop Dogg.
2:flirty
Because it's always flat.
Neigh-bours.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
A huge mess.
He had a 2-2.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
They are missing 2 towers
So he can kick out at 2.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Hey, watt's up?
It Hertz
Half a cat.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Jose and Hose B
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Paramedics
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2 Na!
2 na
Because they can only count to 3.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
2.B or not 2.B
3
HeHe
D'oh-ta 2
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
2-pop
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Alane
Do you even, bro?
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
2 Grainz
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Pair-o-Medics
Juan on Juan.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Toucan
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because 4 8 16!
They only had 2 vans
Because they grew a part.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Prime mates
A paradux
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Nothing. They just waved.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
2 squared!
Lean Beef
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
2: I'm a big fan.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A relationSHEEP.
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
Fire Quackers
A *paradox.*
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it was 2 turnt up
2 Na
He thought they were a delivery service
Half a cat
You're an odd fellow
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
Why not 17 What's stopping us
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
When it has metaphor.
A match maiden heaven
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
4. Prophet.
Ewe 2
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
They are both unlike radicals.
Take the parent out of the water
From a well, actually
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
They know how to work under the hood!
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Woofleball
Tango (tan go).
10 to 1.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
