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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.