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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.