What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.