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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.