Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"