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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized