Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."