Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.