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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.