Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"