How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...