April Sale - 20% Off

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Previous Random Joke Next

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.