How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.