How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...