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Flat Tire Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.