Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.