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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.