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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...