Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.