Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.