Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.