Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Use the fork, Luke.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
It wanted to have a good tine.
"Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
They speak with forked tongues!
They both enjoy handshakes.
Cannibal (can able) food.
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Hello from the other side...
It'll dim sum
Self-raising dead.
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because there were too many rulers in school!
They always worry about the worst case!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Coala
Hello, ladies