Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Use the fork, Luke.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
It wanted to have a good tine.
"Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
A fork
They speak with forked tongues!
Coala
Help! My pocket's been picked!
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
A hole-y Cow!
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Because his uncles are aunts.
He became a Muslim.
A Chinese take away!
She had mittens on.
Because she's dead.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
The moospaper!
