Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Use the fork, Luke.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
It wanted to have a good tine.
"Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
They speak with forked tongues!
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Gotta go fast
Noone cares.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
He couldn't part with it.
They pull up their pants.
Hit the road, Jack.
It didn't like being double crossed.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Babe, it's a valve!
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
