Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Use the fork, Luke.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
It wanted to have a good tine.
"Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A fork
They speak with forked tongues!
The military service.
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
A fruit by the foot
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
He felt his presents.
Is this a tumblr meetup?
A hole-y Cow!
He had a hole in one.
Tooth Hurty
Dog have rice.
Gotta go fast.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
