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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.