Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.