Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Your nose

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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With a pair of Caesars.

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It's always prepared.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.