What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.