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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...