What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.