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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!