What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.