A moon-tain.
Kilt
Och noo, me troosers!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
He died.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
He had to get plaid.
Hey, where'd my Glascow
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Because it was down hill!
Gracias
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Fog
An old man yelling at the cloud
You summit.
Mountains peak.
Viva Aspana!
Beep repaired...
