A moon-tain.
Kilt
Och noo, me troosers!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
He died.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
He had to get plaid.
Hey, where'd my Glascow
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
Spanish!
Parcel-tongue
The Rolling Stones.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Annette.
Quarter pounder.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
The type of gas used.
There was too much gas in them.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
One has cubs
The brick will eventually get laid.
