A moon-tain.
Kilt
Och noo, me troosers!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
He died.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
He had to get plaid.
Hey, where'd my Glascow
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Oh, they'll tell you.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Coo clucks clan
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Defiled.
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One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
They'll tell you.
Scott!
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
