A moon-tain.
Kilt
Och noo, me troosers!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
He died.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
He had to get plaid.
Hey, where'd my Glascow
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
He buried it.
Because he was dead.
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Ian!
Flatulence
The type of gas used.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
Bandit like Beckham
Billy the Squid.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.