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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.