What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.