March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Previous Random Joke Next
House Jokes More House Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.