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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.