What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.