There was a run on sentences.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
An amber alert was issued
Because it's harder to run in squares.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
Because a cop robbed him.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.