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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!