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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!