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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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Swimming goggles

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A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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He began to feel Merry.

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He had no leg to stand on.

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Because of the Santa Clause

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What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!