How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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