How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)