How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.