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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you