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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.