What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.