What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.