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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.