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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.