What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.