What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.