What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.