What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.