What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!