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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief