What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.