What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!