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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.