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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn