What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!