What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.