What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!