What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.