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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.