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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)