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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.