How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.