How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.