How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.