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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit