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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.