How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.