What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.