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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Back to the Future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers