What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.