What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.