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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers