What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.