How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy