What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.