What do you mean?
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Mister bus
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's