Because she couldn't control her pupils
To get to the other slide.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
None, that's what students are for.
She was cross eyed.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Facul-tea
Angles in the Outfield
What do you mean?
Mr Bus.
Mr. Buss
Mister bus
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
She grated it.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Because he was Haydn.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
They go off on tangents.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Because she was a private tutor
Just planning ahead...
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
The number of the car that hit him.
A pizza can feed a family of four...
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
When it's turned into the teacher.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
She was beside herself.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Student: A teacher!
Mr. Bus (think about it)
The teachers tend to Babylon.
An instigator!
A Juan on Juan.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
Antagony
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
It mistbehaved
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
It's two tired.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
There was no chemistry.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
